Penis Jones

a constant hinderance; always there and ready

MJ is such a penis jones, not anything like a beezley}

by Becky November 30, 2004

Ivan's Penis

A tool used to convert straight women to the art of lesbianism

Ivan's penis turned the women into a lesbian.

by Phillip J Benoit September 27, 2004

black penis

A very long and big penis, most of the time uncut (uncircumised) and belongs to a black male. Most of the times, the black penis is the largest penis in the world.

My friend Addicus, has a big penis! Because he is black! That is why he has a black penis.

by Guy With Big Penis August 7, 2007

Planter's Penis

A planter's penis is when the greenhouse effect obtains an erection.

Oh no Global Warming! And holy hell, Look at the huge Planter's Penis!

by Deutsch January 6, 2003

polka penis

A penis with dots.

His penis was dotted hence polka penis.

by Mr. polka penis December 11, 2015

confused penis

Where when a man penis doesn't know what it wants. Either a girls vagina or a mans ass.

person#1: Dude Paul and Quan has been
has been fucken girls and
ass ramming guys. And they
don't know which feels better
person#2: He must have a confused penis

by turtle<3 September 10, 2005

Skinny Penis

A guy who takes off his clothes before having sex, leaving the dick out and expects the girl to start with no foreplay. This person is usually naive and watches way too much porn. A Skinny Penis can also entail selfishness and stupidity.
WOOHOO

"Did you here that he Skinny Penised her?"
"No way! I haven't met a Skinny Penis since highschool"

by Chanchaso February 14, 2018