hey man i don’t know what happened but i got her pregnant because i have old dick, and had no idea i finished minutes before
by blooovappoorrrr July 24, 2024
Get the old dickmug. The "Old Bamboo" endearingly refers to a long bamboo stick famously coined by Dick Van Dyke in his breakout role in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang through the song "Me ol' bamboo". More colloquially, the old bamboo can refer to a penis experiencing erectile dysfunction, possibly due to age related illness.
"Sorry love, me old bamboo don't work the way it used to"
"The pandas gone an' chewed on me old bamboo, the greedy bugger"
"The pandas gone an' chewed on me old bamboo, the greedy bugger"
by Pontefartus June 13, 2024
Get the Old Bamboomug. by Mickdik September 2, 2020
Get the Old mofomug. by Arminkshipper August 5, 2024
Get the Oldmug. Younger than 10, older than 12. Typically, 11 year old girls can experience puberty, and by this age, unless you're held back a grade, you are officially in Middle School.
11 Year olds don't suck, they are just angry from the work. That's why they tell unfunny jokes, they just want to relieve stress. Don't be ageist, some 11 Year olds are cool and actually mature with humanity.
by aPeerson February 20, 2024
Get the 11 Year oldsmug. by anonymous May 24, 2021
Get the Old man in the bathtubmug. “I say, Sir John, who is that ancient fellow in yonder field? “
“Why, that’s Old Scrotum, our family’s most faithful wrinkled retainer”
“Why, that’s Old Scrotum, our family’s most faithful wrinkled retainer”
by Buzetti of Lilliput December 9, 2020
Get the old scrotummug.