Hot pocket

When someone is in the act of felching and inhales a fart straight from an asshole

Nick was felching Sal last night and caught a hot pocket. He held it in like a bong hit until he passed out.

by MP9 June 14, 2016

court house hot pocket

the same as an ohio style hot pocket, except its when a judge does it and throws it at the defendant

Person 1: omg did the judge just give the defendant an ohio style hot pocket?!
Person 2: no sir, this is the court of law, that is a court house hot pocket.

by RoseDaemon May 15, 2023

Pocket full of pony

Pony, in this instance, is another word for Trojans. The saying "pocket full of pony" refers to a pocket full of condoms. In order to sound as relevant and up-to-date as possible, you mustn't make pony plural when using this phrase. This phrase was slightly originated by Prince, but made popular by music artist Deno Benz in his duly titled song "Pocket Full of Pony".

"Sup bruddah? Whatchu gettin' into tonight my dude?"

"Wassup my brotha? I'm lookin' to bust a nut tonight. I took a shower today for the first in a week and I got a pocket full of pony. Lez get sum bitchesss! Wooooooo!!"

"Pocket full of pony. Piss drunk, super lonely. Spongebob macaroni. Where the fuck's my pony?" -- Deno Benz

by CrystalGuyzer March 8, 2012

Trenton Hot Pocket

The act of wrapping one’s penis in pork roll (not Taylor Ham) and a Delorenzo’s Tomato Pie, filling your partner’s vagina with a pint of Halo Farms ice cream, and fornicating, while lamenting all the PA drivers who clog the passing lanes.

We were going down to the shore, but stopped at a rest area for a quick Trenton Hot Pocket.

by Dadocentury November 10, 2021

Hot Pocketing

Pulling forward your pants (preferably joggers) and aiming a hot air-dryer at your genital area for pleasure. The feeling of Hot Pocketing is akin to dipping your genitals in a warm bath.

- "Hey, Scott. How was your Hot Pocketing last night with Tabitha?"
- "Very nice. I almost burned myself, but it was fine. Thanks for asking."

by chocolatecroissants December 7, 2019

Pocket

Another word for pussy.

Congrats Riley you finally got some pocket. OH YEAH BABY STUFF MY pocket.

by anonymous January 28, 2022

deep sockets = deep POCKETS

What you realize must be da case if someone owns both a standard set of ratchet-wrenches and a collection of elongated ones, as well.

Many assorted tools are often available for mere pennies on da dollar at yard sales and online marketplace sites, and so da "deep sockets = deep POCKETS" assumption is not necessarily true each and every time... before you start feeling envious of someone's exTENsive --- and therefore seemingly exPENsive --- array of lengthy tubular six-and-twelve-pointers, look them over carefully to see wheter they are either particularly new-looking or even all of da same brand. If not, then realize dat these collections may merely be da "cream of da crop" from random groupings of tools in jumbled chests and toolboxes dat their present owner had obtained on da cheap from here and there, and then had merely sifted out da best specimens and carefully arranged them into those neatly-sorted sets.

by QuacksO February 2, 2024