civil march

A civil march is when you claim to do something in a righteous way, which is just a rouse to riot and loot.

My television just died, we should have a civil march so I can replace it.

by Testiclesplopmenacinglyontable August 17, 2017

The MaiThai Effect

When you wake up the morning after a night out and find out you've spend all your savings on drinks. Especially Mai Thais from Dronning Louise by Krabbe, when Andreas has a table.

Shiiet, Jysk got hit by the MaiThai effect this morning. Rip.

by MaiThaiMate December 4, 2017

Gym Marathon

When you stay on a piece of cardio equipment far longer than you normally would have to keep someone from turning the TV in from of you to Fox News

"Man, I was on that elliptical trainer for an hour doing s Gym Marathon just so no one would tune the TV onto Fox News."

by da Chetster February 20, 2018

Glaswegian Marathon

When you're so charged after a sesh you opt out of a cab and just run home full speed.

"How did you get home last night?" "Had a Glaswegian Marathon run on the way home and didn't have money for an uber anyways."
"How yoos get home last night, was alright?" "Had a Glasgae Marathon runner on the way home and dinae have money for an uber anyways."

by osuiqueue May 11, 2019

Mayhem March

Mayhem March is basically when you fuck anything walking. Your homie's girl,

Your sisters man etc..

Aye bro are you doing mayhem March?

by Beenieman November 1, 2019

jayla march 30th

Jayla is a good person. She is loving and caring. She puts her friends needs first. She can keep secrets and she will never let you down. She tries to be nice to everybody and she tries to make everybody happy when they are sad.

Jayla is so nice. She helps me with everything.

Jayla march 30th means your name is jayla and you were born on march 30th

by Jayla2468 November 6, 2019

mad march

Mad March the the month were you can be mad at anyone! But just know that at the end of the month you cant be mad at them anymore. If you were mad at a friend give them a hug If you were mad at an ex give em a High-5 And if you were mad at your significant other give them a nice little kiss

Ya know?, im really looking forward to Mad March because I can be mad at anyone.

by Bembeneck February 23, 2020