pink hair tie

to show you’re available for no strings attached (for fruity people)
worn on the wrist to show other gays that you’re down to have some fun, but nothing serious
for those still cautious, approaching someone wearing one you should say “can i borrow your pink hair tie” to which the response would be “only if i can borrow your hoodie”

girl/guy 1: oh hey, can i borrow your pink hair tie?
girl/guy 2: yeah sure you can, if i can borrow your hoodie

by crazyshy June 16, 2023

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National short haired womens day

August 8th is the day celebrating the god given gift that is short haired women

Dude1: Man did you know that tomorrow is National short haired womens day?

Dude2: Hell yeah!

by blungoid June 17, 2023

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Aboody AKA Red Haired KAREN

He Likes Deez Nuts And Is A RED HAIRED KAREN

Aboody AKA Red Haired KAREN

by NotPokfan June 28, 2023

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pussy hair

said when someones being a little bitch

Jayden: I don't want to go out tonight
Ryan: quit being a pussy hair

by TheSoggyOne69 June 19, 2024

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monkey hair tickler

someone who likes to pluck hairs out of a monkey and tickle them with it who happens to be very ugly

Stacy: did you see Kendi today? And what she posted on her story ugh she's such a monkey hair tickler *eye roll*

Kendi: wait hold up, that's my name..

the rest of the group: oop

Kendi: why are you talking shit, Stacy? it's not my fault your bf cheated on you with Kendra

the rest of the group: OOOO

Stacy: oh don't even, we all know you're just jealous because no one likes you, not even our group likes you. You have no friends and everyone knows it

Kendi: you know what ? Fuck you

*they fight and Kendi gets jumped by the group and gets her ass beat to a poulp*

btw follow my insta : pe4ceisup

by peacein.it.my.way June 20, 2024

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