get the mop

when a gur sees a hot grl and gets cum all over the floor
Guy1:(sees a hot grl)
Guy2: get the mop!
by XoLiLgUnItGrLxO April 18, 2005
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Get Bent

What a short little man says to people when he is trying to be cool. Mainly used by Italians especially those who wear glasses and live at home with mommy and daddy. Said by those who do not know how to do laundry or who have never purchased toothpaste/ toilet paper/ deodorant/ laundry detergent/ soap/ cat litter. When the small Italian says this it is because he is trying to come out of the closet. He wants you to bend over so he can enter you... anally.
scenario: he is giving everyone shit and then someone gives him some shit
Said with tears in his eyes: "get bent" waaaaahhhhh
by Oh, I already got bent. May 26, 2009
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Get Lit

To become (or get) "literate" or fluent (digital literacy & media literacy) in one's use of technology to navigate 21st Century information complexity; common "lit" skills include: being able to discern bullshit on social media, in the news, and in the words and actions of elected officials.
Dwyane would 'get lit' on PolitiFact and Snopes before debates, giving him everything he needed to call Connor out on his QAnon bullshit and win over the audience.
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get bent

it's like saying "go fuck yourself," because when a person MASTERBATES a lot, their penis begins to curve (or "bend")... it's what you say to someone who has nothing better to do.
"hey mike, we should go drinking tonight"
"or you could just get bent!"
by beasley September 22, 2005
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1. to go donkey honking
2. to participate in the act of honking donkeys
"Man, it's time to get my donk on!"
"Dude, it's time to get donked!"
(usually said when finishing up work at a music store, preferably a Guitar Center)
by Robert Scahill May 19, 2003
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get my jevs

The simple definition is that it means to get your reward. In most cases it's used while interacting with a female, so you are implying that you just want to get a quick nut in with her.
Hey baby girl, I'm just trying to get my jevs real quick.
by TurnM3Up November 12, 2019
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