get bent

it's like saying "go fuck yourself," because when a person MASTERBATES a lot, their penis begins to curve (or "bend")... it's what you say to someone who has nothing better to do.
"hey mike, we should go drinking tonight"
"or you could just get bent!"
by beasley September 28, 2005
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Doobs

The breasts of an overweight Male individual that resembles those of a female.... A.K.A "Dude boobs".
1. "Damn, look at his Doobs"

2. "That awkward moment when your Doobs are larger than your girlfriend.
by Beasley March 23, 2019
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BullShitter

1. One who "Bullshits"

2. Someone who constantly makes excuses instead of taking action

3. Someone who says they're going to do something, but doesn't end up doing it.

4. My mans, Tony16
Guy 1: "Bruh, please don't be a bullshitter this time and actually show up"
Guy 2: "Ok, man, I will. You can count on it
*The time comes to show up*
Guy 1: "Yo, are you going to come?"
Guy 2: "It's over. I'm not going to go (even though I said I was going to go earlier)
by Beasley August 07, 2017
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