MaxF's dick

Very small

MaxF's dick dick

by DVS COW April 19, 2017

dick lorde

The meaning pertaining that of which a faggot loves dick too much that its all he talks about.

Nigga 1: Yo my dicks huge
Nigga 2: STFU DICK LORDE

by ScrubLorde September 13, 2017

football dick

A football player with a big dick

"Yo Amire, you got that football dick?"

by Angelica Cross October 2, 2017

dick tak

Kinda self explanatory (small penis)

P1: "Yo, I hooked up with Brian last night"
P2: "Was he big ;)"
P1: "Nah he had a dick tak"

by Senic The Edgehog June 14, 2017

carpet dick

When one excessively has intercourse with a woman with a full metal bush and gets rug burn on their dick.

Him: Damn dude, my side bitch gave me carpet dick! My wiener hurts so damn bad!

by DaggerDick92 June 21, 2017

dick or treat

X-rated version of trick or treat. Part of Halloweenie festivities.

Bobo had a blast dick or treating with all the slutty costumed chicks this Halloweenie.

by HumaneAnimal October 31, 2017

Slim Dickings

When you're about to have sex with a beautiful lady and find out she has an Adam's apple, but just go with it....

Tommy was hitting on this pretty girl. She told him up front she's transgender. Tommy went with the slim dickings and took her home

by Tommy Boy56 November 4, 2017