Sour Cream Bandit

Someone who sneakily milks cows (often in a sexual manner) for their own pleasure
by deltron 3030 November 18, 2015
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Memphis Cream Pie

The act of packing cocaine underneath the foreskin of your penis, followed by dipping the head of the penis in cocaine once more, and then engaging in vaginal or anal intercourse until reaching climax while creating a numbing-high sensation for the female partner.
Ricky gave me the wildest Memphis Cream Pie last night I swear I almost fainted it was so good!
by chowderboi1911 May 08, 2023
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Strawberry Cream

When you cum in a girl on her period and eat her out.
“Man, my girl said we couldn’t fuck cause she was on her period”
“Gotta get that strawberry cream
by Dudeidk October 26, 2020
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strawberry cream

girl 1: did you get that strawberry cream last night
girl 2: no❤️
by j3nnuzzle August 16, 2020
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Cream Egged

The act of pushing seamen out of one’s anus during a bout of diarrhea.
Johnny cream egged all over my chest last night after a night of love making and diarrhea.
by ParkwayParish October 25, 2023
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CreamS(h)tick

When an individual shits and reaches into the toilet take the shit out very carefully puts it into the fridge to solidify it. The person puts gasoline into a cup or measuring cup. Then the person ejaculates into the cup of choice and then gets the solidified shit and drills into the middle through the left or right end not all the way through. Then they put the 'cream' or semen into the turn. Put it back into the fridge and enjoy!
Gary loves his CreamS(h)tick!!
by VomitCock May 26, 2017
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ice cream feet

When your floor is as chilly as a marble slab creamery, and it freezes your feet. (For example Cold Stone Creamery is an ice cream chain that uses a cold marble slab to prepare your ice cream as you watch.)
- "Damn, I was getting some water from the kitchen... Now I gots ice cream feet!" (best said while mischievously while placing your feet upon the warm legs of your significant other.)
by mugsydean April 10, 2020
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