Tomato Ice Cream

Coming to a mouth near you! Soon!

Tomato Ice Cream DOES exist, baby!

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 16, 2020

da cream

when a girl wants you to cum all in her grill and suck her tits and fuck her till she bleeds

dat girl wants da cream

by mad taco June 6, 2015

Hesperia Cream Pie

When a male born in 1985 cream pies another trans-male, then proceeds to suck it out with a straw while watching TikTok on their phone.

The millennial tells the catman he has been a good boy and deserves a Hesperia Cream Pie and the catman smiles and grabs a straw

by 3-Putt December 28, 2021

Butt Cream

The cream that comes out for your asshole whenever you have a weird kind of gut disease

John do you have Butt Cream?
Yeah, it feels weird when I shit

by 01739q7e October 29, 2020

Peach-Ice Cream

Deirdre is a clever superhuman. Dee is a lost and weird wonder that cannot be cloned and cannot be substituted by anything in nature, except for cinnamon buns. Because, cinnamon buns Rock On forever! I have no idea what it takes to be something so delicious, because I'm no Dee and I am grateful to have met her.

Peach-Ice Cream: Is the most awesome, epic and delicious ice cream one will ever experience.

by Ry_nwater January 20, 2024

Cream

The most smartest, strongest, and sexist group of people in the world.

Look at that incredibly handsome man, he must be apart of cream

by Invincble July 5, 2021

The Brian Cream of Curry

Whilst enjoying an evening of copious amounts of Indian fare with your female companion, you get into your car and feed your lady laxative(with consent you sickos) and proceed to have obscene amounts of unprotected anal sex. After proceeding to ejaculate no less then 6, but no more then 9 consecutive loads into your lady friends anal cavity, the lady companion proceeds to shit out digested curry, with your gallon of jizz all over your car, lap and personal belongings. At this point you take an old jar of mustard, and a whisk and whip it into a cream like substance, until it’s ready for oral consumption. Upon completion, you message all contacts in your phone that you love them, and send pictures of your dessert. Bon apetit!

My goodness my night took a very exhausting turn once we started the Brian cream of curry.

by Gatorhouse69 April 19, 2024