where you take a strip of dairy milk then stick it inside your willing partner. proceed to have sex, then creampie and piss in her. this symbolizes the chocolate, white stuff, and yolk.
by NOTTHEEXIT November 10, 2021
Get the Cadbury's Cream Eggmug. Sal: *vigorously rubbing Malachis bosom*
Malachi: “Omg Sal you just made me tummy cream”
Sal: “ahhhh it’s in my eyes”
Malachi: “Omg Sal you just made me tummy cream”
Sal: “ahhhh it’s in my eyes”
by Tummy Creamer June 25, 2022
Get the Tummy Creammug. When a male born in 1985 cream pies another trans-male, then proceeds to suck it out with a straw while watching TikTok on their phone.
The millennial tells the catman he has been a good boy and deserves a Hesperia Cream Pie and the catman smiles and grabs a straw
by 3-Putt December 28, 2021
Get the Hesperia Cream Piemug. When you bust a nut and it shoots into your own butthole. Then, dribbles down and sits in the crevice next to your gooch and your nutsack.
Jim: Bro my girl said she was gonna cut me off from sex.
John: Bro what are you going to do?
Jim: I don’t know. Looks like I’ll be spending tonight trying to make a homemade cream pie.
John: Damn bro that sucks. Good luck with the homemade cream pie.
John: Bro what are you going to do?
Jim: I don’t know. Looks like I’ll be spending tonight trying to make a homemade cream pie.
John: Damn bro that sucks. Good luck with the homemade cream pie.
by J. R. Granelli November 14, 2018
Get the homemade cream piemug. by justinjustout July 27, 2021
Get the Room For Creammug. "I love BLACKPINK's new MV called "ice cream" with Selena! Best collaboration ever! :)"
"Wow! Did you listen to the song? How was it?"
"Wow! Did you listen to the song? How was it?"
by UV:) September 11, 2020
Get the ice creammug. When you're filling up your gas tank with the trigger locked, the tank fills full but some spills out because you filled her up too much. Often results in your car giving birth to Power Wheels™...
Billy busted a pump-cream pie on his car nine months ago, made his shoes smell like gas. Saw his car on MTV last week, looks like she's having Hot Wheels. What's wrong with kids these days.
by Micahtastrophe December 2, 2013
Get the pump-cream piemug.