Bob's Your Uncle

Things are easy. Historyically, comes from when you are related to victorian Royalty. Specifically, Robert Cecil.

Don't like your position in life, get your things, head to the castle, and (remember) Bob's your Uncle.

by andy1234 May 23, 2007

touch your toes

Expression used usually by a guy when he wants to doop the ass.

"Bend over to the front and touch your toes"

by Joyc June 1, 2005

Pulling Your Goalie

to masturbate

I see we caught you pulling your goalie after practice eh?

by Aroused Coach July 5, 2009

off your meds

To act like a biligerent pshyco lunatic to the point where it's dangerous in a savage and creature-like manner.

Did you see what my boyfriend's pshyco soon to be ex wife did to his truck the other day?! Dude I'm tellin ya the tin mans not all there! I was thinkin to myself,bit*h you are off your meds!!

by Black dirty January 1, 2010

Shit on your Skittles

Comparable to the phrase "rain on your parade"; something that brings you down and/or sucks in a major way.

Sally, you look so sad. I wonder who shit on your Skittles?

You know, I was having a great day... don't come over here and shit on my Skittles, butthole.

by perplexiglass January 5, 2010

Up your swiss

A term used to indicate discontent or dislike for the person engaging you in conversation.

Nick: Top of the morning to you.

Mr. King: Up your swiss.

by Steve Pecorini September 26, 2010

Buy your way in

Someone who attempts to shortcut the learning process with $$$$ and in particular expensive lessons (in a vain attempt to be hip and cool). For example I learned to surf through long hours of trial and error. These kooks are buying there way in and are crowding/endangering our surf spots. Their lack of skills and understanding of rules of the lineup are resulting in beefs with the locals.

All these buy your way in types are showing up after reading the latest surf article in Men's Journal.

by lewjack April 28, 2009