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second hand buzz

A second hand buzz is when your friends are all on uppers and you start feeling like you've taken something when you haven't. (effectively feeding off their buzz)
Wow, you guys are pilling so much I'm getting a second hand buzz off you
by Blessed-Be August 8, 2006
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second hand kiss

When one kisses their fingers, then proceeds to place the previously kissed finger someplace on another person
He kissed his fingertips, then lightly placed them on my mouth, little did I know, he had mouth herpes. Worst second hand kiss ever.
by Anarchist Plaqtypus July 6, 2010
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Right Hand Vagina

-noun-

The most powerful female under a man.

The most trusted vagina to a male that is in power of something.

The woman with whom someone of power relates to best

An attractive female who is most trusted by a man to make decisions in his absence

Often referred to as RHV
Martin was really busy today so he had his Right Hand Vagina make his minor decisions

When he took over, he appointed his Right Hand Vagina to take care of all the little things he didnt give a fuck about.
by Furbyattack February 23, 2011
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sweet hand love

Masturbating !!!!! Making yourself orgasm using your hand... In some ways it's better then sex because you can give it to yourself just the way you like it
I made sweet hand love to myself while reading definitions of horny on urban dictionary(;
by Sexy blonde chick December 30, 2014
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Second Hand Facial

when as a innocent bystander one is struck in the face by an erratic load.

when a person has received a facial, and proceeds to kiss or rub against the face of another person, and part of the original facial, sticks to the face of the initially unintended facial receiver.
I was in an orgy last night, and when I pulled out of "Jennifer" to shoot my load on her face, I shot eratically, wide right and struck Robert in the face. Thus giving him a second hand facial.

I sprayed "Jennifer" on the face with my load, and when she turned around to kiss "Diana" part of my load stuck to "Diana's" nose and chin. Thus giving Diana a second hand facial.
by T Sing February 19, 2010
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Two Handed Bandit

A girl who gives a hand job with each hand simultaneously, in the center of a couch or in the back seat of a car with a man on either side is the common place for this activity.
Two guys one girl in the backseat of a taxi the Two handed Bandit in the center to pay her fee.
by SPCtacular April 5, 2010
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shaking hands with the governor

You: Dude, sorry I'm late.
Me: What were you doing, shaking hands with the governor?
by coyote duster April 14, 2014
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