Simp Brain

An affliction affecting primarily female "influencers" whereby they are unable to receive criticism or have their beliefs challenged due to over represented simp feedback.
Facts don't matter to Sally, she has simp brain.
by Nerd158 January 02, 2024
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valk brain

the dumbest apex players by far, Valkyrie mains that only play her because their favorite streamer/pro player play her, they don't think before they, they don't use her ult very effectively and they suck most of the time.
"She rushed in without her team and flew in a straight line after being full broke, literally valk brain."
by FOODDSSTUFFFFF July 13, 2022
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right-brain luring

The government deluding the left-side of your brain to make less logical decisions.
The government was right-brain luring in the South and the schools had lower education scores because of that.
by Coop Dupe June 11, 2018
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The delay that comes from being way too high. The reason you laugh after everyone else has gotten a joke, fail to grab a railing in time, raise your hands after you've been punched and redirect your aim only after you've peed on the floor.
(end of joke)...to get to the other side!

(crowd laughs)
(you look blankly at the teller)
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
(you laugh, everyone else has stopped)
"Noooooo waaaaaay....the OTHER SIDE....HAHAHAHAHAH!"
Hence, The Marajuana Ten Second Brain Delay
by The Real IX April 20, 2010
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P brain

Someone who has smoked a viscous amount of methanphetamine creating a slurry of a brain/ someone with severe down syndrome
Toby the retard says what a lovely day
Reply- shut up P brain
by Jamoneywoney June 03, 2021
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Small town brain

When you grow up in a small town and your popular so you believe your attractive and smart. When you have a iq under 100 and you look like rocky dennis compared to most people.
That guy is dumb and ugly yet he acts like that must have a small town brain.
by Jasonknowsbitches August 21, 2016
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Brain dial

When you dial a number to receive brain
“I Brain dialed ronald to receive some dome slone
Dial b for brain”
by Ceausikuß Balomegoskombeis October 16, 2021
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