Mort takes

When a football take is so bad that there’s no definition to describe it

“Camavinga is better then gavi”
Stop with the mort takes bro

by Kj lmfao April 23, 2023

Take a Humza

When you trip up and everyone laughs, but you get angry that people find it funny.

Did you see that Muppet take a Humza and get all angry when everyone laughed at him?

by James Dornan September 17, 2021

taking my mind

It's basically saying that you like someone. And you can't stop thinking about them

Wow your taking my mind

by yoyocarl April 16, 2017

Take your face for a shit

A more assertive version of “wind your neck in” or “have a word with yourself”

“This albums so over-rated”

“Nah it’s banging mate you need to take your face for a shit”

by TheOceanNew July 21, 2023

Take a Frida

Taking a selfie with art.

“Yo, this painting would look great on my feed, wanna take a Frida?”

by ievapo November 27, 2019

<.7.9.7.6.>Zunilda Virginia Junco Is Taking Care Of Manuel Eduardo Rodriguez Hernandez<.7.9.7.6>

<.7.9.7.6.>Zunilda Virginia Junco Is Taking Care Of Manuel Eduardo Rodriguez Hernandez<.7.9.7.6>

<.7.9.7.6.>Zunilda Virginia Junco Is Taking Care Of Manuel Eduardo Rodriguez Hernandez<.7.9.7.6>

by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 22, 2025

Nuke take

The hottest of hot takes. 5 million on the Scoville. Too hot to handle.

"Luke Voit is a top 5 1B for 2020 season and beyond."

"Now THAT'S a Nuke take!"

by Chrisdoubleyou17 February 12, 2020