Me: “Since when is ‘porn’ a letter?”
Teacher: “That’s not a ‘p,’ but a thorn character. But you’re right about þ looking like a ‘P’ with a tail. Þ is used in Icelandic, Old English, and Old Norse, and it’s derived from the thurisaz rune.”
Me: “So this tailed P is called thorn? Like a thorn on a rose?”
Teacher: “Exactly!”
Me: “So now I get why þ is a thorn, and not porn.”
Teacher: “That’s not a ‘p,’ but a thorn character. But you’re right about þ looking like a ‘P’ with a tail. Þ is used in Icelandic, Old English, and Old Norse, and it’s derived from the thurisaz rune.”
Me: “So this tailed P is called thorn? Like a thorn on a rose?”
Teacher: “Exactly!”
Me: “So now I get why þ is a thorn, and not porn.”
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That hollow, wistful ache you feel when you remember the exact video you deleted years ago—the angle, the vibe, the immaculate timing—and realize it’s gone forever, like a digital summer love you’ll never quite replace.
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/ˈpɔrn.paɪn/
That hollow, wistful ache you feel when you remember the exact video you deleted years ago—the angle, the vibe, the immaculate timing—and realize it’s gone forever, like a digital summer love you’ll never quite replace.
Symptoms may include:
Staring into the middle distance at your recycle bin
Whispering “it was perfect though”
Downloading five worse substitutes and feeling nothing
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