Fagged

that feeling of shock when someone you thought was gay was actually straight (faulty gaydar)

me: omg that one kid is definitely gay, look at his outfit

other person: omg no, he has a girlfriend, he made a post about their anniversary

me: OOP bitch i’m fagged!!

by anonymous September 15, 2025

Fagged

that feeling of shock when you guess that someone, who seems quite fruity, is gay but they’re actually straight

me: omg that guy is definitely gay, look at his outfit

friend: omg no he has a girlfriend, he posted for their anniversary

me: OOP bitch i’m fagged!!

by gfiggy0603 September 15, 2025

fag

literally me frfrfrf

- FAG
- YH?

by 3owl January 27, 2025

FAG

A FAG is a “Fit Alcoholic Gambler”—someone who’s in great shape but has a habit of getting drunk and making reckless bets. Despite their disciplined fitness lifestyle, they can’t resist a high-stakes gamble after a few drinks.

• “Togi is the ultimate FAG. He deadlifts 500 lbs but loses it all at the blackjack table after two shots.”

• “Being a FAG isn’t about losing—it’s about the thrill of the bet, even when you’re hammered.”

• “Gym in the morning, casino at night. A true FAG lifestyle.”

by Goblinh0lder January 31, 2025

Dumb-fag cum-rag

A young man of lesser intelligence, gullible nature and eager to please whose best gig in life is to be "the center" at bukkake parties. He will happily perform blowjobs on all the attendees of the party, but his ultimate thrill comes from being jizzed on by all the party goers. A dumb-fag cum-rag will allow fresh loads to be deposited anywhere on his person (including on his face, in his hair, on his clothes, on his possessions - like his phone or glasses, or anywhere on his body). He will not move from his station until every party attendee has shot at least 1 load of cum on him (which could be the entire night for big parties or parties with new attendees arriving). He will not take any opportunity to wash or clean himself at any stage during the party and will leave the party covered in the many, many loads
of semen he received on the night. If he is stripped naked when arriving at the bukkake party he may prefer to leave the party without being clothed and will never EVER accept payment of any type for his service.

Michael: "Hey Steve, look at this fucking Dumb-fag cum-rag trying to convince this Uber driver to take him home."

Steve: "Why would you let some naked guy absolutely smothered in semen get in your car! hilarious"

by Jay-1001 January 31, 2025

sneak a fag

Slipping off to have a cigarette on occasion. Not necessarily because you're not supposed to, just more so for an occasional smoker.

I've been known to sneak a fag from time to time.

by Firebrat80🔥 February 8, 2025

Roko the fag

Roko the fag is a nickname used to describe people named Roko who are gay or they act like gays. It can also be used if the person is acting gay on pictures or doing something gay.

Lucas: Roko lets play WoW
Roko: No, I don't like WoW it's so boring and it turns into a lifestyle on-...
Everyone: Roko the fag! Roko the fag!!!

by Karakondzula February 25, 2025