Facebook

Garb

-yo you know facebook
-you mean garb?

by the epic bean muncher February 17, 2021

Facebook interview

It doesn't exist, they already have your info.

Person: Can I arrange for a Facebook interview?
Mark Zuckerberg: Oh there's no need, we already have everything ;)
Person: wait, what?
Mark Zuckerberg: what?

by Soupisbeingcrafted September 16, 2019

Know by Facebook

When you recognize the name of someone in a conversation, but then realize that you only know them through facebook and have never actually met.

Disclaimer: Admitting this could cause you to sound like a creeper.

Person 1: Sorry we couldn't hang out, I was studying with (Insert Name) last night. Do you know him?
Person 2: Hmm, not by face, but I might know by Facebook.
Person 1: So that's a no?
Person 2: Pretty much.

by Rockinroller September 3, 2010

facebook

a place where morons become famous.

School is boring, go to facebook instead.

by pd plaridel October 31, 2019

Facebook Status

When Someone Beats you 5-0 or more goals without them scoring showing complete humiliation on how bad they are at the game

I just Facebook statused John, He is terrible at Fifa.

by Weshboy May 22, 2020

facebook lockdown

When a person on facebook has ALL of their privacy features enabled allowing you to only send a friend request and MAYBE see their profile picture. You can do nothing else with them if you are not their friend.

Man, Mr. Higgins has his facebook lockdown! I was forced to send him a friend request just so I could see the status he told me about today!

by cutdicklover December 20, 2010

Facebook

See "Security Hole."

Man 1: Hey someone hacked my Galaxy S9
Man 2:How?
Man 1: They got my Facebook password and used the app to reset my phone cuz it can access all my files

by IncorrectAssumptions December 18, 2018