Dead Boyfriend

noun: a romantic partner that is essentially dead to the world. Completely unreachable to everyone except their partner.

“celebrating 5 years with derek!!”

“who?”
“exactly”
i love my dead boyfriend

by luckydamutt January 16, 2024

Dead Conch

A girl the has no tits and is flat as the ocean on a calm day. Just not blue.

Damn i met a real dead conch very flat. I did and nothing was floopin

by Roast tut May 05, 2016

Dead fish day

On the 23 on October we will celebrate the lives of the dead fish known as dead fish day we will protest to get dead fish there rights !

dead fish day

by October 22, 2020

dead fish day

On October 23 we will celebrate the lives of the dead fish! We will protest to get them there rights bc DEAD FISH HAVE RIGHTS!! 🎣

dead fish day

by October 22, 2020

dead cow passing

Used to spook someone

Like "someone just walked over your grave..."

Only "dead cow passing..."

by 4X4animals February 28, 2016

I have dead and co

Excuse to use when you need to get out of a prior commitment when you don’t want to say that you do not want to attend.

I can’t come to your pool party, I have dead and co.

by Cubix84 July 04, 2023

Dead Knucks

Fist weapons that act as a deadblow hammer, against multiple bullets, each firing upon punch, or at different times to reduce recoil on the hand or nun chuck

Dead knucks like fallout worthy

by MineOwedWu's May 08, 2021