bush noobs

1. (in reference to League of Legends) A player who does not have the ability to land skills shots. This inability to land skill shots means that they stay inside of bushes in order to surprise the enemy with their skill shots which they will often times still fail if the enemy has any dodge mechanics at all. Bush noobs are quite good at the bronze level since most bronze players lack the ability or the brain power to recognize an incoming nidalee spear and simply step to the right or left of it. There are even players mostly noob level ashes who see the spear and walk closer to it taking damage and most likely killing themselves.

2. (in reference to coitus) A man or woman who is not used to going down on someone with a fully grown bush and ends up finding it hard to perform cunnilingus because of said unkempt bush. They will often times get hair into their mouths and give up half way through leaving their partner dissatisfied.

1. Dude i can not believe that our ashe walked straight into the nidalees spear every single time i mean how can you not be embarassed after dying to a bush noob so many times. That ashe should just uninstall the game i mean like seriously lol.

2. Oh my god girl he just would not go down on me i mean he went down once and then came back up saying he needed to breath and that i needed to set fire to my jungle i mean like come on there is nothing but freaking bush noobs in this town.

by Rain Weaver September 13, 2017

bush

crashed a plane into the twin towers on the date 9/11/2001

bush did 9/11

by Lintaco September 28, 2017

Bush Wookie

The act of hiding in a bush or plant in battle and waiting for it to end

Look at them sandniggers bush wookie mode activate

by Bush Wookie October 1, 2017

Bush

Mainly used by kids at Cornell instead of "word." What makes it different from "word" is that it can be also be used to emphasize how great something is. It's a little awkward to use at first, but once you start it grows on you.

Ron: Yo this weed is dank af.
Josh: Bush? ("For real?")
Ron: Yeah bro it's that Cali shit.

Ron: My dude this pizza is so bush.
Josh: Yo tell me about it.

by Jr.G October 3, 2017

bush mechanic

A guy who knows how to handle vagina with skill.

Hey baby, I'm your bush mechanic. Let me fix you up!

by Breezy Briel October 23, 2017

do you have a bush in your front lawn?

When you have a bush in your front lawn, it means you have lot's of hair in a certain place...;)

Boy:"Hey, do you have a bush in your front lawn?"
Girl:"Hell yea! I have a whole garden"

by Jordatha March 23, 2017

bush burner

When your fuvking a girl so hard that she gets rug burn on there vagina

I gave that bitch a bush burner

by bushburner March 30, 2017