pooey bum wank

When you've just finished pooing and the moment takes you before you wipe

Aaron: I had a pooey bum wank to your wife last night

Jake: Dude! you could've wiped first!

by Freeboy March 10, 2023

trump bum

someone with a large bum/arse

she has a trump bum

by Charvs June 28, 2023

Bum whore

Fat, ugly, bitch that has nothing better to do with her life.

Julia: “hey bum whore”
Lilly: “you bitch”
Julia: “stfu you blonde headed bimbo”

by Bum whore November 12, 2020

fin dun sum bum

To complete something to a highly satisfying level

I have just completed a walk and would say fin dun sum bum

by Slavic Pals 2022 August 11, 2022

bum ferret

British English slang for:
1. A gay man's penis
2. A gay man.

1. I wanna put my bum ferret up your bottom.
2. I am a proud bum ferret!

by LotusSparkle September 26, 2025

bum jammer

Slang, for homosexual male.

"If a guy reads Cosmo, and drinks Perrier, he's clearly a bum jammer."

by D. Gould July 30, 2008

Bum brine

Left over, watery liquid residue following a bum wee. Can be mixed with sweat in its fermented state. Often, when over saturated, trases of urine can also be found in the brew

Cor, Ive got awful bum brine after those singha beers and house special vindaloo last night

by Crockodile Dundavies November 13, 2022