hossin the tits off it!

driving a vehicle to it's maximum capabilities of performance

i have a misfire on me vectra, but it only happens at high speed when i'm hossin the tits off it!

by davethejag February 06, 2009

tits over face

To move or travel quickly or hastily with the assumption that, if possible, your tits would fly up over your face from the blinding speed.

Hey, the store closes soon, we need to leave tits over face.

While traveling across the state, they drove tits over face.

by GrantV November 16, 2007

Tit n' Ass

Film roles created for women with little or no acting ability

Female actors who have nothing to offer the content of a film other than their Tit n' Ass as a contribution

Q.
"seen the Fantastic Four yet"?
A.
"yep, great Tit n' Ass from Jessica Alba"!


Q. "How do you rate Marilyn Monroe"?
A. "Great Tit n' Ass"!

by APPLEBY-QUOTES October 04, 2008

ping pong tits

Small, perfectly round and not saggy breast.

Zooey Deschanel
Keira Knightley
natalie portman
ping pong tits

by pingpongtitsboy August 09, 2009

Tits N ass

When Drinking with friends, you toast to Tits and Ass, what with them being two of lifes great pleasures. You do this by first clinking the upper parts of your alcoholic beverage recepticals, (glass) and then the lower parts, while reciting "Tits and ass".

Tim: "heres your pint buddy!"
Brad: "Cheers buddy, Tits N Ass my friend!"
Tim: "Tits N ass!"

by timmybear May 26, 2009

Thrift Store Tits

Large scrumptious breasts that are underneath a thrift store shirt

She’s hot, did you see her thrift store tits underneath that old sweater from goodwill?

by BandanaP April 20, 2021

tit sucker 3000

Want a warm glass of milk but don’t have any? Just use your tit sucker 3000 to get the milk out for you!

“Mom I am so thirsty but we have no milk.”
“Oh I’ll just use my tit sucker 3000 to get you a glass!”

by Bakakakakakak May 03, 2021