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1. Judah
2. A dude who randomly gives a girl $100
Judah gave a girl $100 for touching him. Judah is a Simp.
by Guy420MC November 30, 2023
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Prod-simp

An individual who continues to purchase the newest internation or most advanced version of a product even after the company producing the product has proven to be untrustworthy or otherwise lackluster.

This can include and form of product from phones to cars, from handbags to video games and so on.
Hey man, how's your new iPhone?

It sucks, it's lost lots of features and essentials such as a headphone jack.

Well they've announced a new iPhone, are you going to buy that one, even though you'll have to buy countless ad-ons separately?

Yeah of course, what am I going to do? Not have the latest iPhone?

Man you're a total prod-simp.
by The British Tea January 30, 2022
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Simp

A man that will buy her all the clothes then she'll say "Thank you bro!" And said simp will not give a flying fuck because thy is S I M P
Guy 1: "Wow Gary bought melissa a Loui Bag"

Guy 2: " Wow what a fucking Simp"
by Zwuii April 23, 2020
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Simping

Being pussy-whipped for a person who you are not in a relationship with. Also being obsessed and overly servicing to that person.
Guy 1, "yeah bro she was talking about how she wanted these shoes so I went ahead and bought them for her."

Guy 2, "Bro doesn't she always leave you on read and never talk to you unless she wants something? You're simping hardcore bro you gotta stop."
by Binaryincision October 24, 2020
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Simp

A simp is a simple person lacking common sense. It can also mean a fool or simpleton. (slang) (countable) A simp is a person, usually a male person, who appears to be foolishly valuing another person too much, usually to a person of opposite sex.
Man that guy is simping over her.

That guy a simp, look at him.
by Twgyem February 29, 2024
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simp

a person that goes after and idolizes girls they'll never get
Jim keeps trying to date Karen even though she's married

Jim is such a simp
by orange joose554 July 23, 2021
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SIMP

John: Mark, you are SIMP.
Mark: No shit. I LOVE this gaem
by dooooooooode March 27, 2021
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