A maneuver that typically involves two guys in a fight in a bathroom, the larger individual will pick up the smaller, unknowingly walk backwards into the victim behind them, and smash the victim’s head into the bathroom wall with all of the force they possibly can exert.
mom: why do you look like you just got out of a fight?
son: i got smashman sandwiched, im having a WONDERFUL DAY I FUCKING LOVE SCHOOL.
son: i got smashman sandwiched, im having a WONDERFUL DAY I FUCKING LOVE SCHOOL.
by r_godwinmadlibfan August 28, 2024
A sandwich famously eaten by the great orham of the sheetmetal world, made by a blend of pet raccoon shit and stale bread, it is most enjoyed by the council house family’s of today.
by Chicken shop August 31, 2018
Sarah really wants to see Jake tonight. But her bff Kelly just saw him last week. Sarah is serving a sloppy sandwich
by Poopfartlol May 10, 2025
A sex position in which 2 naked men's hairy asses lay parallel to one another and simultaneously take a large bowel movement, then the 3rd party involved eats it out of the "buns" lengthwise (creating a hamburger bun effect) while piling the goods on their eyes, cheeks, nose, and lips in a slow deliberate motion. The 3rd person then regurgitates the mass and starts the process again, depositing the matter where it originally came from, like mustarding a juicy hotdog.
by hary dicksack March 11, 2017
by Geordie racer October 14, 2011
When you’re hittin it from behind and you pull out and your first load goes on her pussy, and the rest goes on her butt. Therefore it’s a pussy butt and jizz sandwich
by McSpankemz February 03, 2022
John Smith has been hella disrespectful lately. I think imma whip up a nice chode sandwich and make him eat it in the cafeteria.
by Neeeeegro January 05, 2016