Simp

An abnormally overused word that assholes love to call people (usually males) for being nice to others (usually a female). The actually definition of simp is someone who obsesses over someone not worth it. USE. THIS. WORD. RIGHT!

Person one: did you hear jake bought her a car?! She’s rejected him 5 times already!

Person two: he’s such a simp.

by written anonymously. October 30, 2020

Simp

Samir Idolizing Mediocre Pussy

We all have that one friend Samir who will run a mile for a girl. Smh

Friend: "Hey Samir, wanna go to Johnny Canucks for wings?"

Samir: "Yeah for sure!"

1 Hour Later...

Friend: "Where are you bro?"

Samir: "I'm on the way to Montreal by foot"

Friend: "Simp"

by TheRealKorumbah April 1, 2020

Simp

Being a tier three sub to Alinity.

Damn bro, you see that guy defending Alinity? What a simp.

by PhillyBazz April 27, 2020

Simp

*Simp*
(Abhi-shek)

Person who is very loving, caring and sweet. Overly submissive to his girlfriend only and no other girl.
One who daydreams about her only and always behave cute around her.

Example: writing a whole blog page for her, making a cute painting for her even though he's bad at it are the traits of a simp

by Sanscutie July 10, 2023

Ban simp

Me. I’m a ban simp. A ban simp is someone who feels a strong attraction to ban from the seven deadly sins.

Person 1: ooooo ban is so hottttt
Person 2: damn your a ban simp

by 1800.love July 21, 2022

Simp

Square Pimp - when a "square" tries to be a pimp but he gets walked over by his hoes

T: Hey man did you see that Geez girls went renegade?
F: Yeah man dude's a straight Simp

by Why_is_this_on_me June 10, 2020

Simp

Not Jason Tyler

he’s a simp

by Yuhhhhhhy November 8, 2020