FB&J

Stands for facebook&jergens. It's kind of like a peanut butter and jelly, but instead of a sandwich, it's a term used for when you're in the mood to plow and want to bang a specific person but you're held back by relationship commitments so you just look at their most provocative profile pics and please yourself in order to release the urge to take them to pound town. This definition is often used by distraught individuals that have had more than five drinks or have just received a text message from a love interest after they have secured their position in a monogamous relationship.

Bob: I just received a text from Amanda

Theodore: oh man, didn't you always have a thing for her?

Bob: yeah, but I'm in a relationship with chloe

Theodore: are you going to cheat on her

Bob: no, I'm just going to FB&J

by John Redcorn and Rusty Shackle May 4, 2017

M. j. P. Y. R. G. D. M., M. D. Laf

The full name of lafayette

That French general dude from Hamilton

Person 1: yo, who’s that French dude from Hamilton with the really long name?

Person 2: oh! You mean Marie-Joseph Paul Yves Roch Gilbert du Motier, Marquis de Lafayette? I love that guy!
Aka M. j. P. Y. R. G. D. M., M. D. Laf

by ThatHistoryGirl November 27, 2023

J

Anybody with a name starting with J stay away!!!!

Sally: he is such a dickhead

Lucy:what’s his name again
Sally:Jason

Lucy: wait his name starts with j what did you expect

Sally: your right I should have known Jason was a dickhead he

by Dojakitty March 27, 2020

Reign J

Reign J is a very cool person and is super cool!! ☺️☺️ Although they are sometimes SLOW, but " I don't know 😒." Reign J is a very extraordinary person who can't spell. "Because I have a lot of spelling mistakes!"

Reign J is a very swaggy person 😎

by A very swaggy person March 29, 2023

J luvs E

J showing E attention and loving him

idfk just do it pleasseeeeee🙃 just show that J luvs E

by Kiss sis’s kms March 22, 2021

fn. f dh hah. f jf j

When you are so bored you go to urban dictionary and mess around with this dictionary like typing words like: gf fhhcmcfhmch,nhf mdcim andm fn. f dh hah. f jf j.

Person A: I'm bored.Maybe I'll type fn. f dh hah. f jf j in the urban dictionary.
Person B: You know that is not a word.
Person A: I was just messing around.
Person B:Stop that!

by prb915FC November 20, 2020

j

the person allegra is in love with

x: what makes you smile sm?

a: oh it’s j

by i6y November 21, 2021