hairy palm delusionalist 

a bloke who chats up random girls but only gets as far as their phone numbers before they realise he's a complete twat and only talk to him out of sympathy.

This guy is probabally a virgin in his very late teens lying about the many girls he's bedded. yet thinks he's the hot shit!

The give away is the fact he acts like a complete virgin and will also have made up an unbelievable senario of loosing his virginity at a ridiculously young age with some one many years older!

that mouthy saddo, he is a hairy Palm delusionalist

hairy palm delusionalist by brizzle lover March 1, 2010

Hairy Mary 

A prostitute.

Year's ago I was on a train from London to Blackpool. On the same train was a very drunk Pakistani woman wearing a sari, who was singing with a very thick Glaswegian accent. The song she was singing went:

(to the tune of she'll be coming round the mountain)

I'm not a Hairy Mary I'm your moll,
I'm not a Hairy Mary I'm your moll,
I'm not a Hairy Mary,
I'm not a Hairy Mary,
I'm not a Hairy Mary I'm your moll.

I related this to the mother of the friend I was visiting in Blackpool, and she informed me that "Hairy Mary" was a slang word for prostitute.

There was something vaguely reassuring about seeing the effect that Scotland can have on a lady from Pakistan. Her accent was a joy to behold, even when she started telling anti Pakistani jokes. She was allowed to, she said, because she was one.

I'm not a hairy mary, I'm your moll!

Hairy Mary by Sunny Frimley July 14, 2016

Hairy Cliterus 

Hairy Cliterus- (aka Hillary Clinton) The vice president of the united states along with president Donald Duck.

Person 1- How the F*** is Hairy Cliterus even a candidate for president?!
Turtle kid- I like turtles.

Hairy Cliterus by your a CQCK sucker July 20, 2016

Hairybudda 

Unemployed Scot with a tiny penis who pierces his drunkenstud sized penis to make it seem somewhat normal.

Dude, you better get a job before someone does you in the ass HairyBudda style.

That is one of the smallest phallic pieces I have ever seen. You should get it pierced HairyBudda, HAHAHHAHA.

Hairybudda by Anonymous March 28, 2003

Hairy Underpants 

Refers to a large quantity of pubic hair, usually on a woman.

This chick I banged last nite had hairy underpants, she had to part it when she pees.

Hairy Underpants by Rastus January 11, 2006

Ben hardy 

Lucie cook-martin's dream guy cos he had his top off once.

Lucie: OMFG Ben hardy IS SO FIT

Maisie: LUCIE SHUT UP

Ben hardy by Leader of the EDL January 4, 2019

super hairy fun strip 

the area between your nuts and asshole that hairy, yet slick.

I dont really know what it's there for, but the super hairy fun strip sure is fun to play with

super hairy fun strip by Anonymous April 1, 2003