Rail Hair

when you come back from getting railed and your hair is super staticky and messed up

Prince: Afterward she had the worst case of rail hair

by crazy ape186 May 06, 2023

Hair Child

that wad/ball of hair at the bottom of the tub/sink when you get done doing your own hair.

*gets done doing hair* "Aww man! Look at the size of that hair child in the drain!"

by mattchick January 27, 2012

Getting hair

When a individual of the preferred sex sits in the seat behind you in a car and deeply slowly and sexually runs there fingers through your hair

“Hey didn’t you hear? Max was getting hair from Vicky in the Volvo last night after the show. yeah and his boner was extreme”

-“no way, lucky duck.”

by Hairgetter July 31, 2023

Ayden's Armpit Hairs

The armpit hairs of a very hot and intelligent young man that resemble that of Gandalf the Gray.

"Wowie man, have you seen Ayden's Armpit Hairs? They look just like Gandalf!"

by JimmyDingo July 12, 2023

Cunt hair cataracts

Your red headed friend also known as a kit Kat mother fucker. That won't shut up late at night.

You being a damn cunt hair cataracts

by BK15 July 30, 2021

twidle my asshole hairs

This is when you use a twiser to remove your asshole hairs.

im gonna twidle my asshole hairs

by ladybird234 February 27, 2024

Skox Hair

An upcoming trendy hairstyle, representing a cross between a fox and skunk, hence the term: Skox Hair

The colors include parts of white & black representing a skunk, and lovely patches of shades and tints of orange representing a fox.

How to achieve this look?: Many woman have accidentally discovered this hairstyle by bleaching their hair from a dark color. Although not intentional it is the greatest thing that has ever happened to them. If you would like to be one of the first to empower the world with this stunning look, go buy a box of bleach and dump it all over your head.

Professionals say the style will soon take over all females heads, leading us into what some have named, "The Skox Epidemic."

-Did you see that girls hair? She looks like an animal!
-Yeah she has Skox Hair!
-She's like a foxy skunk!

by shaythefoxyskunk April 06, 2013