Dick Trance

The opposite of Pussy Whipped. A Dick Trance is when a woman loses touch with reality because of a man. He hits her in the head with his dick and this causes a Dick Trance. As a result, she loses most, if not all of her friends because she is fully committed and into the guy. Every decision is made based around his needs and opinions and not her own.

Girl1: Where has Shelly been?

Girl2: Oh shes in a Dick Trance :(. Ever since she's been with Brad, she's been MIA. I think she's intentionally ignoring my calls.

by EDeeebsBK May 15, 2013

get dicked for

Often used in the military, to "get dicked for something" is slang for being picked for something that you really don't want to do (usually an order). Goes hand in hand with the phrase shit rolls down hill.

Captain America: Sergeant those toilets are filthy and not fit for use by any human being, sort it out!

Sergeant Shitforbrains: Yes Sir! Er, you there, go clean the shit out of the toilets!

Trooper Titwank: Yes Sergeant!

Corporal Cunty: Unlucky Titwank, you just got dicked!

Trooper Titwank: Yes I did get dicked for that, but I'll be finished in half an hour, and you'll still be a cunt.

by DCC John Stalker February 6, 2012

Dick Shingle

One who is a total asshole, or acts assholeish. It is also used for when you wish to make an insult towards someone, yet wish to have some humor in a word.

I know, he's a total Dick Shingle.

by Snorn July 6, 2010

sebastian's dick

The biggest .

Have you ever seen the biggest dick in the planet ? No ? Its Sebastian's dick

by Haltsmaul December 31, 2016

sean’s dick

The largest longest cock you’ve ever seen

Sean’s dick is amazing

by Stg1 July 1, 2019

Slurpee dick

Some one who puts their dick in a Slurpee ,preferably at 7-11

Yo slurpee dick .your dick still cold ?

by Alec campione September 14, 2016

dick muncher

A person who is such a dick that they might as well have one in their mouth.

John, don't be such a dick muncher.

by Eko-v-3.0 January 9, 2020