Cream Egged

The act of pushing seamen out of one’s anus during a bout of diarrhea.
Johnny cream egged all over my chest last night after a night of love making and diarrhea.
by ParkwayParish October 25, 2023
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CreamS(h)tick

When an individual shits and reaches into the toilet take the shit out very carefully puts it into the fridge to solidify it. The person puts gasoline into a cup or measuring cup. Then the person ejaculates into the cup of choice and then gets the solidified shit and drills into the middle through the left or right end not all the way through. Then they put the 'cream' or semen into the turn. Put it back into the fridge and enjoy!
Gary loves his CreamS(h)tick!!
by VomitCock May 26, 2017
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ice cream feet

When your floor is as chilly as a marble slab creamery, and it freezes your feet. (For example Cold Stone Creamery is an ice cream chain that uses a cold marble slab to prepare your ice cream as you watch.)
- "Damn, I was getting some water from the kitchen... Now I gots ice cream feet!" (best said while mischievously while placing your feet upon the warm legs of your significant other.)
by mugsydean April 10, 2020
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i'll give you ice cream

Freezing your cum and and slapping it across your partners face!!!
by Furnace boy April 17, 2016
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Meme Cream

Organic cream that turns you into Jesus.
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by Meme Cream May 30, 2022
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Creamed my chaps

Person 1:omg dude its granny smith
Person 2:I just creamed my chaps
by Penis yum April 30, 2019
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Boston cream donut

When pounding her fart box you cum in her then pull out, and shit and cum run out of her fart box. (Boston cream donut)
I was pounding my girl doggy style the other night and gave her a Boston cream donut!
by Ezmoney March 25, 2023
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