crack turtle

Someone who's extraordinarily slow, maybe due to an overconsumption of narcotics.

A: Man, I don't drink wine on Thursdays.
B: It's Friday, you crack turtle.

by thepranxter July 31, 2018

figal crack

A really skinny girl with one leg shorter than the other. They are very weird and eat almost nothing that's meat. They have no booty nor do they have tits.

You're a figal crack.
Wow! She's a figal crack.

by Uzumes_720 December 1, 2015

Cracked

Someone who isn’t all there in the head

That girl from the other night is so cracked.

by Cracked101 February 22, 2022

Big Mac the Crack Ritual

Big Mac my Crack is when a guy over 600 pounds cosplaying as Ronald Mc Donald sticks his tiny penis into a really hot girl's ass while singing all of lil pump's songs. 100 people need to circle the fat Ronald Mc Donald and his hot ass victim while masturbating. They will also have to dress up as the joker. When the fat fuck is done singing the beautiful songs he will have to kill the hot ass chick and eat her heart. Then the devil will be summon and he will kill all the 100 masturbating cunts. The fat fuck's tiny cock will explode and the fat fuck will die. If this is repeated 666 times hitler will come back. Hitler become a giant cyborg ninja nigger.

Have you seen one of those Big Mac the Crack Rituals , that fat fucks penis exploded like the twin towers.

by Mr.Shiboolingafoolin April 24, 2018

Crack Head

Ayanna

Ayanna is a Crack Head

by Kshsjrwtmynmwty November 13, 2019

crack the case

being a pervert and stalking people for info

im gonna crack the case onwho nico is dating,

by urboitimnothere October 10, 2017

crack

Misnomer and slang term used in Western Australia and other areas to refer to Meth Amphetamine, Crystal, or Ice}. The term is as a result of the glass pipe used to smoke both drugs, which in the region is called a glass bbq or glass barbie.

'Got anything? Im chasing an 8-ball of crack?'

'Bring the glass barbie so we can try this crack!'

by luccirosso August 6, 2018