your bro a hoe

Worse than "Your grandpap a trap" "your mom gay" or "Your dad a lesbian" this has no u reverse effects and 100 damage

10 year old on xbox360: Your grandpap a trap" you reply "Your bro a hoe"

by Malcolms memery May 12, 2018

5 Bro Dude

When it’s too late to go over to your boy’s house.

Cooper - what’s up guys
Jimmy - Hey coop
Ethan - U wanna come over bro
Cooper - it’s already 5 bro dude
Jimmy - Ah shit
Jimmy- DAMMIT!
Jimmy - Me when it’s already five bro dude
Cooper - NO CAP

by 5brodude November 17, 2022

ur bro homo

a pretty hard hitting phrase used only when someones flaming the crap out of you.

Brian: your granny a tranny.
You: your bro homo

by datboikai223 November 2, 2020

just jig bro

"Calm down, man!" in South Floridian terms. "Just jig" can also be used.

Man #1: YO, WHERE ARE WE GOING? I DIDN'T WANNA LEAVE SO EARLY! I WAS HAVING FUN!
Man #2: Just jig bro...we're coming back, just gotta make a quick stop.

by okdennbrah August 17, 2011

T-shirt Bro’s

The boys at the thrift store looking for vintage or interesting T-shirts. They pretty much go to the thrift store exclusively for T-shirts.

The T-shirt bro’s were all talking outside of the thrift store.

by Miss Caos July 16, 2022

bro or hoe criteria

The things that determine whether a girl can be a bro or not. The criteria for this is if they are funny, interesting, or ok with being hit or made fun of. If she is just a hot woman with not personality traits suitable for the boys, she is a hoe.

Dude 1: Emma wants to join the boys

Dude 2: We need to check the bro or hoe criteria first.

by RiceFactory February 27, 2020

Jersey bro hoe

A Jersey bro hoe is a white girl who hangs out with the "bro's" who have boats, lifted trucks and sxs's. They can come in many hair colors but almost always have tattoos. They like to drink beer, get "lit", shoot tequila and do coke. Lots of coke. They DGAF (Don't give a fuck) and they sometimes identify as a "bad bitch". You can usually find these girls "out with the boys" on the boat, at the bar or out in the woods by a pallet fire usually shotgunning a beer or blowing lines. Basically a bitch who thinks she's one of the guys because she hangs with the crew but they only hang with her because she gives them head.

Do you see that chick over there talking to Jimmy? I seen her at tice's last weekend twerking on the bow of some dude's boat and the weekend before that out in another dudes sxs. She's definitely a Jersey bro hoe.

Should we tell him?

Nah, he'll figure it out.

by Local reject May 4, 2021