am i blind

when you read/ see something that is so bad you can feel cancer forming so you need to make sure your not blind in which case yes. yes you are

man 1: lets have gay sex no homo tho
man 2: oh full homo
you: its time to stop (running away when there nude)
you: double check ok google am i blind
phone: blind is when you are unable to unsee the seen
you: reads this... so i am blind good to know

by the blind master September 26, 2018

Dick in a blinder

It’s when a guy named Caleb rips his dick in a blinder.

Dick in a blinder-Owwww fuck my dick in the blinder!!

by Werueheduhehdue May 19, 2020

EVEN A BLIND MAN COULD TELL YOU ARENT DIRT

NO WORDS NEEDED USING THIS CARD IS BLINDING TO THE OPPONENT

WELL AT LEAST I GOT GOOD SHOULDERS
"EVEN A BLIND MAN COULD TELL YOU ARENT DIRT"

by greenseqquoiaocean October 23, 2020

You is Blind

Something people say when someone is looking at something the wrong way or judges something wrong. Usually said among younger people and city people. The phrase is known for being said in Rush Hour 3.

Jacky: That girl is a solid 9.
Terrell: Nah. You is blind. She’s a 6 at best.

by Colinthe6ixGod November 7, 2020

Black gurl blink

The ultimate look of dismissal, often from a Black girl, where she looks at you, then blinks (with big beautiful eyelashes) and looks away and rolls her eyes.

Damn! did you just see that Black gurl blink she just gave you?! i bet she wants to f***...

by silentlovegod January 12, 2021

Black gurl blink

The ultimate look of dismissal, often from a Black girl, where she looks at you, then blinks (with big beautiful eyelashes) and looks away and rolls her eyes.

Damn! did you just see that Black gurl blink she just gave you?! i bet she wants to f***...

by silentlovegod January 12, 2021

Healing the blind

Blood removal from eyes

Healing the blind isn't this hard

by Cody5050 January 29, 2022