by hwyaden April 17, 2022
by AssTickler February 18, 2018
by bartown October 09, 2015
The sexual act of swallowing ink and eating your sex mates pussy and so she queefs the ink at your face.
by Mexican geek January 21, 2018
by Tres LeParc May 04, 2025
Wife: Honey, did we run out of anal tissue again?
Husband: Yeah, I'm gonna buy some at the local store.
Husband: Yeah, I'm gonna buy some at the local store.
by Pannwinner1 May 26, 2023
During the Xmas season stockings are not the only thing getting stuffed. Santa might come down the chimney once a year but the holiday season is the one time of year husband's get unlimited backdoor passes.
Wife: Honey, can you help me with the Xmas decorations and tree?
Husband: Well, it is Xmas Anal Season. Turn around and grab your toes and I'll show you where the Xmas goose goes.
Husband: Well, it is Xmas Anal Season. Turn around and grab your toes and I'll show you where the Xmas goose goes.
by Holidays4men November 04, 2024