Alex

The sexiest hottest coolest person ever to exist

Kai: hey have you seen my ex Alex
Mars: Yeah shes so sexy
Kai: WHAT WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT YOUR MY BOYFRIEND

by 😻🤞 May 9, 2022

Alex Truner

the hottest man to exist, he can ruin my life and i'll thank him.

Julia: Do you Alex Truner from Arctic Monkeys?
Me: bitch yes, that's my boyfriend

by .a1ya_ May 10, 2022

Alex

GOD that rules over other God

The God Alex is all powerful

by Zeus the God of the world May 11, 2022

Alex

A cool guy, tends to be a massive weeb. Has dressed as an akatsuki member every Halloween for 4 years in a row. Tends to like Cameron.

Me: what are you gonna be for Halloween this year?
Alex: *snorts and tips fedora* I’m condsidering being an akatsuki member this year… it’s sure to get all the waifus this time! Dattebayo!!

by FloweyLover September 19, 2022

Jen and Alex

Bro they are both down bad for each other. They play valorant together and they use clash terms as their love language

"I'll be your hog-rider ;)"

"Will you be my pocket sage?"
"Jen and Alex should go to hoco together"

by Monkemaster September 20, 2022

alex

wait who’s that again I forgot

someone: hey! Remember Alex, ur ex?
me: wait who’s Alex??

alex basically never existed love.

by mercury?. September 22, 2022

Alex Rabe

When a man ejaculates immediately after touching a woman’s thigh

Hey man how was your date last night

Oh not so good I Alex Rabed in the car on the way to her place.

by Billygoatsanches67 September 23, 2022