red alert

having to fart while at a bar.

yell red alert, your crew moves before it smells....

by brandi-charity July 2, 2008

panama red

someone who's stoned.

rather than "here comes the stoner"
you would say "here comes panama red"

by cally November 20, 2003

Red Head

It's when a girl wearing red lipstick sucks your dick and the tip of your dick gets reddish.

Man , that thot gave me a blowjob and I got a Red Head you know what I'm sayin'!

by Lolin' in da Club January 3, 2015

red scare

When a male reaches the point of ejaculation only to discover that his female partner has in fact started her period leaving a medium to large amount of blood on his erect penis. This known to almost always kill erections and make for an awkward experience in intercourse

Guy-im about to come (guy pulls out). Girl-oops sorry. Guy-(faints from shock) Girl-i didn't mean to give him a red scare

by Mrturkeybird09 September 16, 2011

Red Snapper

When you "snap" the last bit of out weed into the bog. The weed gets red hot then snaps through.

Hey buddy, take that red snapper.

by Stoneman July 17, 2016

Red Drank

1.Another name for Kool-Aid

2.A combination of porn, pot, and everything else awesome in the world

3.Something that is red and tastes good

1.I want some Red Drank

2.Hey do you have any Red Drank?

3.That girl has a nice Red Drank

by Qdawgy80 June 30, 2009

red herring

a slang phrase used to describe a girls pussy when she is having her period and it also stinks like a dead fish.

I was gonna fuck my girl last night, but she's got a nasty case of red herring.

by suppio January 19, 2008