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fail job

two old men having sex.
when old, one fails to cum on the job. fail job can also be an extreme term for failing.
"Wow, you lost your keys again!? your such a fail job!"
by bethxthexloser February 8, 2009
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side job

The act of watching porn and giving the person next to you a hand job
Me and Dylan gave each other side jobs yesterday
by funking re-re April 30, 2014
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rub job

When a girl traps your cock between the bare soles of her feet and uses her left sole to immobilize the cock and hold it firmly in place, while she uses her right sole to rub your cock vertically-up and down, up and down-applying continuous pressure to the sweetspot on the underside of your shaft-til she makes you come, all over the soft, baresoles of her freshly pedicured, satiny-smooth, bare feet.
Steve: "'I know you're really into feet, did you get what you wanted from Cally last night?

Frank: "Yes, I did, as a matter of fact. Cally performed a rub job on me between her baby-soft, "feels-so-good" bare soles. And did she ever drain my balls and make me come!"
by ken208 October 22, 2015
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paint job

Its when a male pulls out his partners ass and spreads the truffle butter all over his partners ass.
I spread that truffle butter all over her ass like Picasso. It was one hell of a paint job
by StraightTwisted January 16, 2016
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rim job

now you thought that this was going to be perverted your wrong its a roof job point blank period
by thick people like me May 10, 2019
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Trunk Job

A trunk job is the act of putting someone in the trunk of a car after you've killed him/her or before you decide to kill or dispose of him /her.
Take that fucking scumbag, no good rat, and trunk job him.
by Tattootony911 August 22, 2011
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