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School Shooter

An individual targeted by the national government due to the fact that they killed drug peddling midgets, generally called "children". They are used to support to support the national government economy through the creation and distribution of illegal drugs. The "school shooter" is a true hero who, after finding the factory housing these midgets, took action by executing all of them. These people are real heros.
Person 1: Did you hear about that school shooter? What a disgusting person!
Person 2: That's exactly what the government wants you to think!
by Mr Recruit April 25, 2019
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Private school

Ok look. I went from a public to private school. There are so many reasons why its better... I am getting a much better education that I ever did at public school, and its smaller. We have every class every day. I learn a lot more. And all of you guys can say whatever you want, but there is not ONE KID at my school who is as stuck up as anyone I have ever met at my public school... They're nicer... Honestly. We'll do better in the long run :P
Public school kid- "WTF like why does she go to like to private school?!?!?!?omg NERD.."
Private school kids friend- "Wow you need a life...for one she can go without saying 'like' for one sentence..."
by me and ma awesome life March 21, 2012
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boarding school

Boarding school, a place where the wealthy send their potential trophy wife daughters and CEO worthy sons. A casual luxury that only the northeastern country club members can afford. The boarding school will take these overly preppy children and will give them the finest education. Because of their large sums of money their is a casual influx of illegal drugs and alcohol. These kids are being raised into the upper class of soceity consisting of yahats, coctail parties, summers sailng off the coast of Nantucket and second or third homes in Maine, New Hampshire, and Coneticuit. Always wearing lacoste, ralph lauren, jcrew, and lily pulitzer these children have a classy sense of style. Boarding Schools students from schools like Andover, St Pauls, The Hill school, Exeter, Larenceville, and Choete( only the best in the nation) usually attend the finest ivy leagues. A popped collar, pearls, flipflops(even in winter), and mens rugbys shirts are an essential to a preppy life at boarding school.
Hillary: Omg Jane, I love your new Vera Bradley Bag. Its adorable. When did you get it?

Jane: Oh why thank you, I got it this summer At a little botique in Nantucket. Thats the same week Daddy bought his new yahat. It was so fun, we had this huge coctail party on it, paris hilton was there.

Hillary: Thats sounds cute, your so lucky this summer I only went to Europe and sailing in the Bahamas, i was so mad. I didnt even get the Mercedes i wanted! It was so horrible My parents dont love me.
by alexandria and noelle May 7, 2005
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Catholic School

A school with uniforms, and no nuns or priests wandering around the hallways. They have religion class, which is a waste of time becasue half the people that attend catholic high schools don't give a shit about God. Catholic schools are much like normal schools, but, they have better weed and more drunk people at the school dances. People that attend catholic school aren't always catholic.. it doesn't matter, people that work at the school hardly ever believe in God. Religion teachers don't care if you believe in Jesus or not... they just want their paychecks. Catholic Schools are full or stoners, losers, emos, preps, jocks and bitches. So what's the difference between Catholic Schools and Public schools? Catholic schools have SAINT in front of there name, and have God on there side. Public school have satan... according to God.
biblebitch= "I go to a catholic school, excuse me as I whore my way around the entire football team and snort coke!"

publicebitch" i go to a public school, excuse me as i sleep with the entire football team and smoke weed."
by stargirll3 October 12, 2009
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The Peddie School

The Peddie School is a prep school, located on 230 acres in Hightstown New Jersey. It was founded in 1864 as an all girls school, although most of its existence was as an all boys school. Since the 1970's Peddie has be co-ed, and currently has slightly more than 500 ninth - twelfth grade students enrolled.
by jojoPeddie February 22, 2009
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hopkins school

A 7-12 private school in New Haven, Ct. Built in 1660, it merged with the Day-Prospect girls' school in 1970. Hopkins is the home of the Hilltoppers and has a goat as a school mascot. Students are frequently called nerds, social rejects, or are instructed to go do homework by jealous rivals at Hamden Hall that couldn't get in to Hop.
"Oh, you go to that smart school?"
"Hopkins School."
"Right. What are you doing here? Shouldn't you be like studying or whatever?"
by Caitlincl November 12, 2006
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Darrow School

A small independent and coed boarding school in New Lebanon, NY. It's student population is composed of about 125 students in grades 9 though 12. It is situated on the grounds of one of the oldest Shaker villages.
Most of the students are comprised of rich, hype beast international students, mentally and/or emotionally unstable druggies (druggie part is optional), a handful of normal private school kids, and all of them are melodramatic. It's probably not even their fault the campus is tight and can drive you crazy but deep down its kinda fun. Also nicknamed "Dissociation Station"
but don't let that fool you; Darrow school is not like many other private schools.

It's easy to make friends most people have dope and unique personalities but beware that at least some of the friends you make will probably get put on a med-leave at some point in the year or even expelled. Depends on which side of the bed the dean woke up on.

There are four dorms, 2 of which are on top of an unnecessary hill away from main campus and the walk gets annoying fast.
Academics are easy
A lot of hooking up, like everyone is bisexual
Staff tries rly hard to be like actuallll staff but it just barely works, makes for a good staff vs student love-hate relationship
Johansen put me on med leave....fuck darrow school
by Holzapfel March 24, 2019
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