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Two (TPOT)

A British, loved Algebralien From the hit series made by JacknJellify - BFDI: The Power Of Two, or TPOT for short
Person 1: Who is your favourite bfdi host?
Person 2: Oh, it's got to be Two (TPOT)!
by BFDIfan_2763 April 7, 2024
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Two Call Process

Two Call Process is where an escort uses two phones calls from you to verify you're legit. The first will take you to a a neutral spot such as a gas station or a fast food parking lot (This usually puts you within 3 blocks or 3 minutes of the place, the "3x3 Rule" ). Once you get there, she will have you call again to get the address.
Yes, i use a standard two call process. Go to the gas station on the corner of MLK and Getiton. Call me when you get there, and I'll give you my address.
by Ass NonyMouse March 15, 2016
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She sent me two videos 🤤🤤

This was written by a very wise fatty as this piece of intellectual text has made this fatties life extraordinary. This fatty was so happy that he proved to his boys that he gets some puss. We are all happy for him as he has proven himself to be da top darg. This has impacted his life positively as he realises fat boys get some as well. The trenches love u fatty and never stop getting those videos. Signing out.
From Oblock da family

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She sent me two videos 🤤🤤🤤
by oblockdafamily April 30, 2024
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Two Point Conversion

When you already have one member of the opposite sex in the bag and you try to get another as well. This usually ends up with you loosing the one you already have. Chances of success are slim.
Corey was drinking at the bar one night with his friends. He found a chick to go home with but then got greedy and went for the two point conversion with a female fire fighter. He ended up going home with his right and left hands instead
by Phill Latio November 3, 2008
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Two-ball rerack

When you're balls deep in a woman, however need a five minute respite without her being aware. Your mate is next door so fills in without missing a beat.
Ah man, I love my Mrs but had to give her a two-ball rerack last night. She had a great time.
by MeepMoopStagDo August 17, 2024
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two bomb

by Oh Ryan January 4, 2009
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Two hours

The amount of time I lost tonight...
Hym "Umm... What... What the fuck just happened just there?"

Iam "Hmm?"

Hym "Did you take over!?"

Iam "What? No! I was doing the thing! The sonar. Why? What happened?"

Hym "I dont know! I lost two hours! AND TWO DRINKS!"

Iam "What do you mean you 'lost two hours?' How?"

Hym "I don't know! I was working... I watched a 9 minute video (on 1.75x speed) and 58 minutes of a 2 and a half hour video... And then I went to the batroom... And it was 4 am. Like, I got back there at 12:30... I watched an hours worth of content... That's 1:30... I maybe spent 15-30 minutes with customers... That's 2:00... And I got out of the bathroom at 4:00 am... I wasn't in the bathroom for more than 5 minutes! I don't know what the fuck happened between 2 and 4 am! My drinks are gone! I had a coffee and a smoothie! They're gone! And it's not even that I was zoning out while I was working... The work wasn't done either! I have absolutely no recollection of what occurred. All I know is that AT 4 AM... Only an hours worth of work had been done. I had to make up that 2 hours worth of work between 4 and 6. What the fuck happened there?"

Iam 😟 "I... I don't know, I... It wasn't me!"

Hym "Well... Everyone was acting a little weird... There... There isn't a 3rd guy is there? What did we do for those 2 hours? What happened during those 2 hours?"

Iam "Uuuuuuuuh... Shit... I don't know man..."
by Hym Iam January 1, 2024
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