Take the winky

For when something is "Taking the piss" you may elect to say "Take the winky" instead, if you're a good christian boy.

*When you die 1v1 and the ignite doesn't finish them off*
"Ah man, take the winky"

by StinkyWinkySmegga October 2, 2021

take someone home with ya?..

when there is more than enough roman noodles to go around, and you've got plenty.

Hey Margery! Why dont you take someone home with ya?..

by AlliedApe October 27, 2021

Take the L

Favorite thing amongst crypto holders

Crypto user on Twitter: my crypto card didn’t work

Some random based Twitter user: take the L

by paproć October 29, 2021

Mental take a house

An exclamation, describing dissatisfaction, confusion or otherwise bewilderment with current situation/problem.

May be found in Caryll Churchill's 'Love and Information'

You are taking a test, finding a question hard to understand, one could state "that's a real mental take a house"

by Infolover69 September 11, 2021

Take the wife somewhere nice

Anal Sex

Anything planned for the weekend?
Yeah Im gonna take the wife somewhere nice.
Up the arse?

by Wyvernflanker September 16, 2021

Take a Humza

When you trip up and everyone laughs, but you get angry that people find it funny.

Did you see that Muppet take a Humza and get all angry when everyone laughed at him?

by James Dornan September 17, 2021

taking a patterson

going number 2

Patterson taking a poop.

Man I just took the biggest Patterson today. I sat down on the toilet and boom. Had a bunch of dingy berries pop out like popcorn or a old car sputtering. Anyway I sat down and it was like that fish you see getting put into that cannon on the inter webs. Patterson all over the toilet and wall. I’ve even got some on my hands. I don’t think I’ll be able to finish writing this cause my fingers keep slipping off my phone while typing. Taking a Patterson means going number 2

by Taking a Patterson September 20, 2021