Take the L

1: A emote on Fortnite which toxic 9 year olds use.
2: (Literally) taking the Chicago "L" train.
3: Accept that you lost.

John: What did Alex do when he failed the school exam?
Zach: He said "I will take the L" and went on the Chicago "L" train.

by StandUserLeon April 15, 2021

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Taking a Log

Shiting out a massive piece of feces about the size of someone’s forearm

Taking a log means pooping out one of the biggest pieces of shit you’ve taken

by Evanafex May 20, 2021

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When you haven’t had a bowel movement in 3 days and you know it’s gonna be old and slow. After 45 minutes it finally shows up and smells like Geritol and Ben-Gay. You’re left sweating and breathing hard and your butt hurts like you were in the Navy for 8 years

My stomach is cramping, feels like I got to take a J.R.

by Highrail Brian May 28, 2021

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Take a Bullet

When you want to give someone who means everything to you the one thing that is yours to give. Your life.
It is not an easy choice; well thought out and flawlessly executed.
An imperfect end to all that ever was.
May you never know how that feels.

I knew a sweet guy once, felt that he shouldn't exist. He offered me his life so very long ago, with a bullet in mind.
I'd take a bullet instead.
Just to prove that he was important.

by REBel Siren April 24, 2021

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