You shove cranberrys into a girl's pussy until you can't fit anymore when shes on her period (for the extra sauce) and then add your homemade whipped cream (your deliciouscreamy semen) and it eat it out like its cranberry pie.
"Ts (this) cranberrypie cramming method works so well for my pies..."
Intimate act performed by two uncircumcised men of any sexuality (if you are wearing socks, it's not gay).
The first man pulls his foreskin back as far as possible, while the second pushes his as forward as possible, over the first guy's head and shaft of his penis (this process is very similar to docking). The two men then take any measure possible to mix their smegma together, and then - if desired - eat it.
Person A: "You know what that wack dude Josh did?"
Person B: "Yeah bro I heard he and George made a cottage pie yesterday"
A sexual technique pioneered in prisons where a man defecates without wiping his ass before being fucked and ejaculated in. This new mixture constitutes a "sludge pie."
Hide the toilet paper and get Jackie alone in the bathroom. Imma sludge pie his bitch ass.