When a woman wearing a sombrero kneels in the middle of a group of men who proceed to ejaculate into the "bowl" formed by the sombrero's rim.
That was quite a Tiajuana Top Hat your mom got last night.
by haskdj November 14, 2011
Get the Tiajuana Top Hat mug.
When a bike sniffer performs sexual acts on a vodka bottle top on a snap chat story
Jeeeesus, have ya seen masons bottle top on Snapchat
by zWolffy June 9, 2020
Get the Masons bottle top mug.
When someone pulls a lie out of nowhere within a few seconds.
Person A: I can't believe what Person C said to me.
Person B: What did he say?
Person A: I told him yesterday about the report, right?
Well, when I told him about them this morning, he said nothing for a few seconds, then said, "I had to go to an important family meeting!", even though he never said anything about it yesterday.
Person B: He's lying.
He's doing a top hat trick.
by ChameleonDragon February 7, 2018
Get the top hat trick mug.
What you’d say to those who criticize your interests, as a defense.
Person 1: dude I can’t believe your a Konosuba fan that’s like the lowest of the low how can you like that shit
Person 2: I’d rather be cast down with the sodomites than live a fake life with those at the top
by Cited Waifu April 12, 2022
Get the I’d rather be cast down with the sodomites than live a fake life with those at the top mug.
A common sunny day greeting in the Olympic National Park backpacking community. Origins circa 2019.
Hiker One(New): Goodmorning to you sir! Jiminigumbar!
Hiker Two(Trail Vet): Top O' The Marmot to you! Enjoy this sunny day!
by Stormtrooper#7 September 22, 2019
Get the Top O' The Marmot mug.
A high value gentle man who failed art school
Sneakeo "Hitler is a high value man"
Adin and Jidion: "WTF"
Sneakeo: "Top H in the chat
by Top H June 9, 2023
Get the Top H mug.
When a man, while a woman is asleep, slips his penis in her cleavage under her bra strap and wakes her by tickling her nose with his testicles.
He woke her up on the couch by slipping his "toys in the top drawer " and resting his testicles on her upper lip.
by Poison puppy July 3, 2017
Get the toys in the top drawer mug.