Me: Why does it smell like poop in Beluga's house?
My friend: Dude, Beluga's house is a shithole. Literally.
My friend: Dude, Beluga's house is a shithole. Literally.
by SUSSIEST BAKA IN THE WORLD October 11, 2022
by lacey’s dog November 24, 2023
A gay male slides a slippery salamander down his pants
It tickles him he does a dance
He feels good inside so much so it puts him in a trance
Silly little salamander jumps onto his liver
His intestines, his appendix, his heart starts to quiver
But to his relief the salamander can’t go back into the river
He can never find him again no matter how much he ganders
This my friend is the fun house of salamanders
It tickles him he does a dance
He feels good inside so much so it puts him in a trance
Silly little salamander jumps onto his liver
His intestines, his appendix, his heart starts to quiver
But to his relief the salamander can’t go back into the river
He can never find him again no matter how much he ganders
This my friend is the fun house of salamanders
by dickwitcha June 20, 2022
“Hey bill this is there house.”
“Wait, who's that in the window?”
“ITS THE THERE HOUSE MAN DJEJDJFJDJDJFJ.”
“Wait, who's that in the window?”
“ITS THE THERE HOUSE MAN DJEJDJFJDJDJFJ.”
by My House Man March 17, 2020
by Derek Maxwell's crushy December 06, 2023
Used as a compliment
by Random_p3rso July 16, 2022
Bro, I tried to watch that new video, but I couldn't stant the constant chirping. It sounded like an African house sparrow.
by Trust me I'm a doctor. February 03, 2025