Fuck Buddy

When two friends enjoy the benefits of sex but are not committed to a relationship with each other.

Kiersten: Hey is Chad around I was supposed to meet him here?
Chad's Dad: Sorry he's not here right now by they way who are you?
Kiersten : I'm his Fuck Buddy Kiersten!
Chad's Dad: Wow he never told me he was fucking A cute little ass on the side!
Kiersten : That's right we fuck everyday till his wife get's home then I sneak out the bedroom window!
Chad's Dad : Well aren't you just a Naughty little girl maybe I should teach you a lesson!
Kiersten : Oh you wanna fuck my little pussy don't you Huh! Huh!
Chad's Dad: Oh baby I do my wife's playin bingo right now so I can be your Fuck Buddy!
Kiersten : Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! You should spank me since I'm bein Naughty!!! Ow! Ow! Ow!
Chad's Dad : Yes! Yes! Yes! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Holy Shit! Holy Shit!
Kiersten : I'm so Naughty Fuck Me! Fuck Me! Fuck Me! Cum in my tight little pussy!
Chad's Dad : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Oh Shit I'm having a heart attach!
Kiersten : Oh No what do I do how about a Blowjob to revive you!
Chad's Dad : Yeah I think that will do!
Kiersten : MMMMMMMMMMMMM! MMMMMMMMMMM! MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
Chad's Dad : Ok I'm better but keep suckin!
Chad : Dad What The Hell Is Goin On why is my Fuck Buddy suckin your dick?
Chad's Dad : Sorry but she's a Naughty Girl and I had to punish her!
Chad : You GET THE FUCK OUT NOW!
Kiersten : Well Chad since I was Naughty are you going to punish me?
Chad : Oh Baby you know I will!

by SlopNChop February 17, 2017

Dead fuck

When proceeding to have sexual intercourse with the opposite sex, your partner appears to die. Foreplay can be very active and passionate, but once the penis is inserted into the women she becomes incapacitated.

"that was the worst sex of my life, that girl was a dead fuck"
"kim is a dead fuck"
"i was unsuccessful at bringing her back to life, sally is a dead fuck"

by Hank the skank July 30, 2008

Fuck tard

An idiot. A moron to the hightest degree of being a moron.

The kid who defined \m/ (><) \m/ is a fucktard

by matt August 11, 2004

Ugly As Fuck

Someone Who Is So Ugly It hurts Your Eyes To Look at Them Or So Ugly You Find The Nearest Sharp Object And Stab Yourself And The Ugly Mut.
ugly hurting eyes mut

Joe: Damn, Shes Ugly As Fuck, How Are You Still looking At Her?
Bruce: *searching for sharp object*

by ``Kelsi January 16, 2008

Raw Fuck

When A guy performs vigorous hard poundin sex on his partner causing them to cry and bleed.

Kaylee: Did you and Chad enjoy your date last night?
Kiersten : Yeah Chad took me to a motel and he gave me a Raw Fuck and then he had to call the paramedics!
Kaylee : Oh no that sounds aweful!
Kiersten : It was he fucked me so hard I was vomiting and couldn't breathe then I passed out after my head hit the bed post there was blood puke and cum all over the place !
Kaylee : Is Chad ok?
Kiersten : Don't know the cops arrested him for attempted murder!
Kaylee: Guess you won't be getting a Raw Fuck again anytime soon?
Kiersten : I hope not but it then again it might be fun!

by SlopNChop January 28, 2017

funny as fuck

funny as fuck is something you can call someone or something that is very funny. However, despite that this word is harmless, Its not advisable to say it with adults present.

Can also be typed FAF for short.

Dude, Jasmine you're funny as fuck.

by lbchris05 March 4, 2003

Sweet Fuck!

1. Equivalent to expressions such as "God damn!" or "oh my God!".

Used at a time when something awesome or unbelieveble happens.

*Old man Bubba rams into the back of skater Bob's car*
Skater Bob: sweet fuck!
*Old man Bubba gets out of his car*
Old man Bubba: Sweet fuck!
*crowd gathers around the accident site*
Crowd (in unison): sweet fuck!

by DrZsaysImSpecial July 26, 2005