Dick Shingle

One who is a total asshole, or acts assholeish. It is also used for when you wish to make an insult towards someone, yet wish to have some humor in a word.

I know, he's a total Dick Shingle.

by Snorn July 6, 2010

dick muncher

A person who is such a dick that they might as well have one in their mouth.

John, don't be such a dick muncher.

by Eko-v-3.0 January 9, 2020

sean’s dick

The largest longest cock you’ve ever seen

Sean’s dick is amazing

by Stg1 July 1, 2019

Slurpee dick

Some one who puts their dick in a Slurpee ,preferably at 7-11

Yo slurpee dick .your dick still cold ?

by Alec campione September 14, 2016

dick knickers

the act of having a dick protruding aimlessly from ones knickers.
Can also refer to a woman using a 'strap on' dildo.

Hey jess, whats that dick doing in your knickers, you dick knickers.

Lottie, whats that massive purple thing in your draw?
Oh it's just my 'strap on' dildo
You're such a dick knickers.

by kirkybaby April 2, 2010

Steg dick

Genital warts down your penis that makes it look like a stegosaurus!!!!

Mate I've got warts, Let me have a look, shit that looks like a stegosaurus !! Yeah man pure steg dick

by Peej January 3, 2015

Ambien dick

When you're high and with a girl and you're about to have sex, but you're so high you cant get a hard on. Usually happens when you're on Ambien.

Me and Kim were about to have sex but I was too high and ended up getting Ambien dick.

by NK is BestKorea January 8, 2015