by NateTheHater April 13, 2014

Guy who has a boner: *looks down at pants* oh shit... to Teacher: When will I be getting a grade on my project?
Teacher: *looks at pants* well guy who has a boner, soon. you have to go to next period now, so leave please.
Teacher: *looks at pants* well guy who has a boner, soon. you have to go to next period now, so leave please.
by Fuck Your Fat Whore October 2, 2021

A boner men get when they’re around the girl that they see as the hottest girl in their opinions. Eternal boners can happen from a guy looking at a super hot nude girl on porn, seeing a naked hot in person when they’re about to have sex with them, or seeing their crush naked whatever if it’s in porn or real life.
Me: Man, I cannot stop thinking about Matilde. Every time I see her naked pictures and videos from her Onlyfans, I feel like I get an eternal boner. If I see her naked in person, I’d really have an eternal boner.
Person: Dude, you’re obsessed with her. You wouldn’t last one second having sex with her.
Me: Yes, but I’d still have a huge boner after cumming. I bet I could cum multiple times.
Person: Yeah, right.
Person: Dude, you’re obsessed with her. You wouldn’t last one second having sex with her.
Me: Yes, but I’d still have a huge boner after cumming. I bet I could cum multiple times.
Person: Yeah, right.
by AntiCircumcisionMan January 3, 2021

by Tha juice is loose November 22, 2011

This one is simple, it is when a cat mistakes your boner for a mouse so it jumps and attacks it ferociously until it bleeds.
1. Hey Steve, my cat did a Bobcat Boner Blunder to me last night
2. I hate it when Max does a Bobcat Boner Blunder to me, it stings.. but I kinda like it
2. I hate it when Max does a Bobcat Boner Blunder to me, it stings.. but I kinda like it
by Soggy sack December 18, 2017

When she's on her rag, & you pullout... Then you refuse to wash it off & ask her if she "would like a pickle w/ that." Her name also has to be Mary.
by xXOhio4Lovers February 1, 2023

an inverse boner is when you get turned off so cringely that your (lady) boner goes inwards instead of outwards which will make you throw up a little
by Soerealisme December 29, 2021
