pubic boner

when you have so much pubic hair it makes it look like you have a boner

bro i really need to shave down there, this pubic boner isnt a good look

by konerrGAY November 15, 2021

Boner

Something teenage boys permanently have around all girls.

Tom:Jenny is so hot

Jenny:Do you have a boner you pervert!!

Tom:shit...

by Sir fap-a-lot January 4, 2023

Secondhand Boner

When you feel sexually attracted to someone on behalf of their chemistry with someone else

Jack had a secondhand boner for Olga and kept on telling me to hit on her

by madkat9 August 14, 2019

Urban boner

Chris's chub that he gets when he doesn't understand a word and looks it up in urban dictionary

Chris had an urban boner for that word

by Joshthistle15 March 23, 2017

Security Boner

Typically used on forums, especially in gaming clans. When one user does something or says something minor and the moderation team completely overreacts and bans the user.

Scott often gets security boners when he browses the General Forums.

by delta1135 August 12, 2011

Burnt Boner

When yo wake up in the morning with a boner and hop in the shower with the hot water on and burn your knob.

"Dude how did you sleep"
" Good but I woke up and got a burnt boner"

by NON-FOREVER ALONe :-D May 21, 2016

boner bump

the act of snorting a bump of cocaine off of a boner

hey matthew, let's do boner bumps before we go out tonight!

by Go The Limit June 28, 2024