looking like five miles of bad road 

Southern expression meaning someone or something looks severely disheveled, exhausted or sloppy, like an old road in desperate need of repaving.

She woke up the morning after the party looking like five miles of bad road

looking like five miles of bad road by amarialin September 23, 2022

***DISCLAIMER***: i did not actually [bad thing] This was a form of comedic expression where I say something outrageous that I actually didn't do, but say I did. 

Saying: "***DISCLAIMER***: i did not actually bad thing This was a form of comedic expression where I say something outrageous that I actually didn't do, but say I did." Is a form of comedic expression where I say something outrageous that I actually didn't do, but say I did, then put a disclaimer confirming that the outrageous thing I said I did was a joke, even if it was obvious it was a joke without the disclaimer

Person 1: I fucked my mom ***DISCLAIMER***: i did not actually bad thing This was a form of comedic expression where I say something outrageous that I actually didn't do, but say I did.
Person 2: PFFT- WHY THE DISCLAIMER? 💀💀

***DISCLAIMER***: i did not actually [bad thing] This was a form of comedic expression where I say something outrageous that I actually didn't do, but say I did. by Josuke's Hair Is Best Hair August 19, 2023

[good guy], [bad girl] 

A type of couple that tends to be either a lovely power couple or a couple with a toxic, dysfunctional relationship. One of the things that prove that usually opposites attract

Good guy: Do you know that cliché about the opposites and shit?
Guy2: Yeah bro why u ask?
Good guy: dude I think I'm falling for Tanisha
Guy2: well, good guy, bad girl, they're either a perfect or an horrible pair.

[good guy], [bad girl] by 20comer100saberes December 9, 2018

a bad taste in my mouth 

an ex that u wish u never dated

jimmy is a bad taste in my mouth

a bad taste in my mouth by ibk December 12, 2006

too damn bad

(adjective) fucking bad; too bad; very very bad.

This fuckin' concert was too damn bad!

too damn bad by Fangsta March 20, 2003

Too bad, so sad 

All-purpose phrase for any situation to drive people up a wall. Used to be used a little more sensibly, now totally ruined.

"How can I get my homework done faster. . ." "Too bad, so sad."
"It's a little bit of a cloudy day out." "Too bad, so sad."
"I wonder what the meaning of the universe could be." "Too bad, so sad."

Too bad, so sad by Ninja Clan Lord April 5, 2017

Fortnite Good Minecraft Bad 

A satirical twist on the popularized phrase "Fortnite bad Minecraft good"

It is NOT meant to be used unironically or taken seriously but rather to poke fun of those that use the original phrase. It's basically just another way to say "who cares really?"

Me: Fortnite Good Minecraft Bad
Reddit hivemind: *gets out the downvote machine gun*
Me: Jeez people, who cares really...

Fortnite Good Minecraft Bad by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 24, 2021