Alex

A person who epitomizes ‘young and dumb’ in nearly every way. They will start a conflict and try to frame you for being a douche, expecting their two faced and highly judgmental demeanor to help them coast through life on the backs of those they deems unworthy.
Unworthy of what? Unworthy of being better than an Alex, in any way, even if it is because she wishes she was a guy and you are one. But don’t let this insecurity make you think Alex’s aren’t entitled, but more so, don’t tell an Alex that they seem entitled in anyway. They tend to be very proud of their humility, because they ever have to be near someone they perceive as lesser, and to them, this is a feat of willpower, perseverance and modesty.
Dude, that Alex chick gave me a bj in the bathroom
Yeah, she filed a restraining order on me for trying to take her on a date first.
Shoulda just let Alex do what Alex wants, don’t you know they all think they cut the Gregorian knot?
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The very first bitch in recorded in history. The first version of the Bible recorded a man named Alex who was condemned to be the worlds greatest bitch. The name Alex is a basic everyday bitch. A great 15th century author who is unknown wrote a book referencing the Worlds greatest unnatural phenomenon the birth of Alex the legendary bitch. The only works found was titled Alex is a bitch
Your being a real big Alex today
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Alex is the other word for perfection. Enchanting blue as the sea drank, a beautiful smile. To his loved ones he is a hell of a valuable person you can always trust, but to strangers he can be rude, even vulgar. Alex is a playboy - he can have any girl he wants, but likes one that he will never have.
Paola:Alex you're so beautiful 😻
Alex: F*ck, just shut up
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the best guy who can bag you any day !!!
he's the coolest and funniest, probably has a big SCHLONG. be nice to him and you're immediately his best friend, don't hesitate to talk to this dude he's great!!!!! MAKE SURE TO GIVE HIM A HEADBAND TOO!!! coolest guy and your best friend so take good care of him cause he's going to be around for a while
person 1: yo who's that

person 2: that's Alex, he's cool
person 1: hey he's kinda ho-
person 2: shut up
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loves her man more than they love her
“alex loves mario more”
by akïlla June 17, 2022
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Alex's father bought into the four seasons condo timeshare. I hope his dad pays for his kids club experience.
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A drink made of Passion Fruit yuzu and a slice of Pickel
Let me drink this Alex
by falc36 December 31, 2021
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