Stalking Farts

To leave an area to fart but it follows back to the area with the person

Well at least I walked out the car, it's not like I knew I had the Stalking Farts

by BAL612 August 28, 2015

Fart-lami

The air that escapes a bag of salami that stinks like flatulence.

The better the salami, the worse the fart-lami.

by SameLameAmy December 21, 2020

Fart Sausage

A shit or turd, particularly as a result of having passed wind.

I think Brian has done a fart sausage after following through
Who has left this fart sausage floating in the bowl without even bothering to flush??!

by Benncm May 7, 2017

Fart Reading

Commonly used online when someone claims to be a fast reader though they often misread or misunderstanding texts, failing to even see their own misspelling. First became common lingo on 4 chan /pol/.

Anon 1: You misread and turn things into something completely different
Anon 2: I just read fast, nothing wrong with fart reading.

by Marcellus Fredrick Binesworth June 17, 2022

Fart nugget

When someone farts but they accidentally poop

Oh man I have to fart!
Fart then!
*ffgghgff*
Oh shoot it was a fart nugget!

by Chief Big Foot September 14, 2019

Fart-camouflage

n. and v. The act of synchronizing coughing and/or flushing with an upcoming, potentially noisy fart in order to merge the sounds and avoid judgement from others when exiting. This usually happens in public restrooms or thin-walled houses; mostly done by females, although it is done by males when there is female within hearing range, fearing it might be a turn-off.

Girl 1: What the hell, Daisy flushed three times already.
Girl 2: Yeah, that's her fart-camouflage.
Girl 1: What a waste of water.

Dude 1: You ok man? Heard you coughing back there.
Dude 2: Yeah man, I was fart-camouflaging -- Daisy gets turned off by my farts.

by Oranjes May 4, 2013

burbble fart

A burble fart is a huge fart of ignominious proportions brewing from your epiglotis all the way down to your sphincter. It gurgles and regenerates and grow at an alarming rate until it forces itself out with the staccato bark of a golfball bouncing down 357 concrete steps.

Uncle Harry gorged himself on pineapple, cheese and pot roast. His stomach started groaning and producing voluminous flatus. He stepped outside just in time for his burbble fart to set itself free against his will and scared the dog as well as possibly crapped his britches.

by Miltythecheese May 11, 2017