Big Black Eye

When one eye closes more than the other.
In referancde to Big Black of Rob and Big whos left eye closes more than the right.
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When hes smiles he totally has a big black eye.

by dewit2em October 9, 2008

eyes wide drunk

Getting so inebriated it is only possible to focus on a conversation by opening ones eyes as wide as possible and not blinking.

"You shoulda seen Dave. He had so many lagers that he was eyes wide drunk during last night's banter."

by skgvati April 28, 2007

blue-eye surprise

When defecating in a portable toilet that is filled with blue non-toxic tank deodorizer, the splash generated by the feces hits you in the anus.

Dude I just took a dump in that porta-john and got a blue-eye surprise!

by constructor314 December 1, 2009

eye-patch underwear

Type of thong underwear worn by one of Michael Duvall's mistresses.

Michael (bragging about affair) : She wears little eye-patch underwear. So, the other day she came here with her underwear, Thursday. And
 so, we had made love Wednesday--a lot! And so she'll, she's all, 'I am going 
up and down the stairs, and you're dripping out of me!' So messy!

by mac2 September 10, 2009

Brown Eye

It's a literal asshole.

Kim Kardashians brown eye has reached a record width of 4 inches. Congratulations?

by onlymadethisforonedefinition January 23, 2017

eye opener

A drink consumed whilst on route to a club or bar.

"The other's have gone ahead to the bar, so let's just nip in here for an eye opener".

by BGMH October 9, 2011

eye opener

1. An alcoholic beverage consumed in the morning.

2. The specific act of receiving a blow job and a Bloody Mary to start off a football Saturday in the fall.

I used to dread morning kickoffs, but now I look forward to a nice eye opener from the missus to get me going.

by Putting the Cock in Cocktail October 22, 2010